Anthropic
ANT · reported IPO target
$1.60T
▲ 0.00%
Range $1.5–1.6T per press reports (WSJ, Reuters, Nov 2026). Ticks are fake.
Trade a spare kidney for equity, just in case someone at OpenAI or Anthropic needs a transplant before the bell rings.
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Our algorithm (a guy named Dave) pairs you with a frontier-lab researcher in "urgent need."
Your kidney vests 25% after a 1-year cliff. Medically confusing. Financially iconic.
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